Dear Mr Cadbury,
I’m writing to you to complain about you.
|LOOK AT YOU. HOW COULD I COMPLAIN?|
See, I love your products. Love, adore, worship, idolise – pick your term of affection. They all apply. And I buy your products all the time, regardless of price.
But lately, you’ve been on sale. Anywhere. Everywhere. Half price. Less than half price.
My willpower is generally low when it comes to chocolate anyway, but lately, it’s hit the floor. Combine my non-existent willpower with your super low prices and my bargain-hunting brain, and my purchasing of you has increased to ridiculous levels.
Much like my waistline.
Please, Mr Cadbury, I ask just one thing of you. Just one, tiny thing:
|This $6.00 haul was supposed to last a week.
I was back at the supermarket the next day.
LET. ME. BE.
Are you a chocolate nut like me? How do you avoid the temptation to buy five (hundred) blocks when they’re on sale? And to eat all five (hundred) blocks that evening?